A bunch of randomness, I guess?
Posted March 26th 2012 at 10:12 PM by George^^
Updated March 26th 2012 at 10:18 PM by George^^ (Adding something.)
Updated March 26th 2012 at 10:18 PM by George^^ (Adding something.)
Our conference ended yesterday, *sniff, sniff*.
All our friends are gone. We're gone. I'm home. I miss a lot of people, and I generally miss everyone, I miss the hotel (NOT THEIR SPIDERS), the pool, the sexy life-gaurds, the food, the conversations... More, but one thing I miss the most is how OUT I could be.
I was pansexual and that was clear, my friend, CJ, started calling LGBT, LGBPTQ2, which stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, PANSEXUAL, queer and questioning. Which made me, like, uber happy. (I told him I loved him. And later he said he wanted me to have his babies. But those were jokes and made both of us feel awkward as fuck, maybe not the I love you thing.)
Awkward things me and CJ have done:
Partial lap sitting where he moved around and was basically moving his butt on me weirdly.
Telling me that he wanted me to have his babies.
Me saying "I don't care what gender, get in front of me!" (Because he was like "Ladies first", and then him and kidd, another friend, agreed that it was like me asking him to have sex.)
Me accedentally rubbing my boob on him when I was leaning on him, he said eww, so then I was like *rub rub rub rub*... (the rubs were my boobies... enjoy.)
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Names that I called A over the conference:
A-Cup (small titties!)
Shortie (Midget)
Lesbian (She's afraid of penis's... And more or less only interested in girls.)
Bitch (I'm the queen bitch....)
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Scary ass things that happened:
A prank call saying don't turn off you lights, we weren't the only ones, but still.
A spider being in front of my face. I have a fear of spiders.
Hearing that there was gang activity in the area in which the hotel was in.
So... Here it is... The thing you've been waiting for...
Funny things we did:
We were chilling, I believe this was last night, and we went looking for something, and we were by these bell phones, and we dialed: 1-800-800-6969, now, if you know what 69 is, then you know this is a phone sex hot line, right? -Anyways, A shows me it, and says that Lyric's straight friends showed it to him, and it was like, all about BJ and stuff... Guess who totally acted like the guy? ME. And then my friend Kidd acted like the girl on the phone when she first heard it.
All our friends are gone. We're gone. I'm home. I miss a lot of people, and I generally miss everyone, I miss the hotel (NOT THEIR SPIDERS), the pool, the sexy life-gaurds, the food, the conversations... More, but one thing I miss the most is how OUT I could be.
I was pansexual and that was clear, my friend, CJ, started calling LGBT, LGBPTQ2, which stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, PANSEXUAL, queer and questioning. Which made me, like, uber happy. (I told him I loved him. And later he said he wanted me to have his babies. But those were jokes and made both of us feel awkward as fuck, maybe not the I love you thing.)
Awkward things me and CJ have done:
Partial lap sitting where he moved around and was basically moving his butt on me weirdly.
Telling me that he wanted me to have his babies.
Me saying "I don't care what gender, get in front of me!" (Because he was like "Ladies first", and then him and kidd, another friend, agreed that it was like me asking him to have sex.)
Me accedentally rubbing my boob on him when I was leaning on him, he said eww, so then I was like *rub rub rub rub*... (the rubs were my boobies... enjoy.)
----
Names that I called A over the conference:
A-Cup (small titties!)
Shortie (Midget)
Lesbian (She's afraid of penis's... And more or less only interested in girls.)
Bitch (I'm the queen bitch....)
----
Scary ass things that happened:
A prank call saying don't turn off you lights, we weren't the only ones, but still.
A spider being in front of my face. I have a fear of spiders.
Hearing that there was gang activity in the area in which the hotel was in.
So... Here it is... The thing you've been waiting for...
Funny things we did:
We were chilling, I believe this was last night, and we went looking for something, and we were by these bell phones, and we dialed: 1-800-800-6969, now, if you know what 69 is, then you know this is a phone sex hot line, right? -Anyways, A shows me it, and says that Lyric's straight friends showed it to him, and it was like, all about BJ and stuff... Guess who totally acted like the guy? ME. And then my friend Kidd acted like the girl on the phone when she first heard it.
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